cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

greatfatsby:

d0nn0:

greatfatsby:

city slickers be like

These memes are getting out of control

Looks like we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

greatfatsby:

d0nn0:

greatfatsby:

city slickers be like

These memes are getting out of control

Looks like we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

(Source: greatfatsby)

(Source: dixonchesters)

samagotchi:

when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.

ratatit:

i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

(Source: wentzologist)

incoconito:

*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”

bootybar:

when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
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I’d rather focus on the positive stuff. [X]

(Source: hxcfairy)

lion:

when someone reading in class and your name is in the story

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